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FOR TEACHERS
AND PARENTS
CHILDREN
AND EDUCATORS

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Rhyme Christmas 2009
Dedicated to the best in the world Befana
that for almost 30 years has left
under the fire of our kitchen
three socks unforgettable giant: its special
a witch!

Rhyme of the Epiphany (in Roman dialect)
Borbotta the Epiphany fire near ar:
"Quer Santa Claus proprio ‘n vorpino!
Lui è sempre bello tutto soridente
e io? Na vejarda senza manco un dente.
Lui cor vestito novo de panno rosso
e io? Solo i rattoppi me porto addosso!
Lui ci ha i bordi de pelo intorno ar beretto
e io? ‘No straccio vecchio de fazzoletto.
Ai piedi c’ha certi stivali, neri, de pelle
e io ? Ci ho da cent’anni ‘e stesse pianelle.
Lui va con ‘na slitta tirata da renne
e io ? co’ la scopa m’incastro all’antenne.
Lui canta “Merry Christmas” perché è americano
e io canto? Ma io manco me ricordo
più come me chiamo…
Lui è bello e photogenic, goes on television and I
? So 'so bad, I'm anna I'll have' retired
... Oh well ... this year, Armenian, vojo ago 'around the urtimo
then next year, I promise, I recall.
Why? Because he plays in advance
(and thus aAs nun vale)
je brings them presents the night of Christmas! And when
ar Ariva the January 6 Epiphany
those are already in game na week. So it remains to
je 'is an old poor woman? Porto
the kids just 'na carzetta! But
: ar er father thinks dental caries and fillings, the mother
all'indiggestioni and allergology,
them kids then, I've lost hope,
Penzano you know what? In the interests' them holiday homework. But this year ... just pass
pe '
tradition (and even pe' nun from 'ar Santa is very satisfying!)
Fly slow the Befana pe' roofs and pe 'if you walk
magna nuts and cookies, and if school shorts ,
leaves all carz below each way
and never forget that if de ajio and charcoal.
But you see 'n boy "Porello, is still arzato!
is' a nun who writes them tasks completed ... "
" Ah! My Befana we really wanted to er Supply "
de la pija sock Befana e poi tutto contento
se magna ‘na cioccolata e doppo ‘na carammella:
mo’ sì che a grammatica je pare un po’ più bella!
E mentre er pupo studia e ripassa l’ortografia
je soride a Befana e zitta zitta vola via:
“Massì… macchè pensione, domani è n’antro giorno.
E sai che je dico a Babbo? Io n’antr’anno ce aritorno:
sarà pure famoso, cara “invenzione americana”
ma qui a Roma dentro ar core ce rimane la Befana!”
Autrice Simona Maiozzi
www.letturacheavventura.it
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Nevica a Ferrara

Last Friday it snowed in Ferrara, despite the weather clear and explicit the council has left its citizens in nannies snow Tuesday morning, the temperatures drop at night and salt spreaders and snow plows are still at large.
The result is that there were numerous traffic accidents, falls, pedestrian, and many people including myself were not able to go to work.
So I created a small video to personally thank the person directly involved .......

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A poem about dyslexia

Dyslexia

... And we hope to desperate people hungry, groping in
words
dreams of sun and rocks in the heart of salt injury.
And we are, thieves thoughts, which we thought ...
or crumbs of words, read with difficulty reluctantly
between those who will laugh in your face and says "You have to keep."
And we are lost souls in the night ... ...
captivated by the melancholy that hurts,
among the "big" words that process ... That we
silent "small" we are listening.

Sonia Demurtas


www.soniademurtas.it